Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
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I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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