I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
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Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
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You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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