ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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I just found puke in my bra..
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
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She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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