Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
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don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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