trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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