thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
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She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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