508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
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I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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