You made me cry and you don't even care
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
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He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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