Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
jump out the window naked night went bad
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