i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
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and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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