Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
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You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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