8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
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Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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