Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
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