I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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