no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
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We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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