I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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