I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
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I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I woke up under a house in Key West
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