3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
it hurts more in the daytime
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
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Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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