i just had sex bonerless
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
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Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
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