I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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