I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
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I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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