remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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