some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
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So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
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What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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