She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
try to milk me bitch
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