If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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