I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
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Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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