She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
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lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
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You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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