dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
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I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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