so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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