literally had 100 drinks last night.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
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fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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When did we convert life to cartoon?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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