I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
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Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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