If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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