I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I have tasted many bathrooms
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