yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
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Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
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You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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