Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
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You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
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Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
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