Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
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You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
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I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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