this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
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I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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