at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
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I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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