Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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