The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
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I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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