Dual....:-)
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
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Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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