Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
you mean i was at the winter classic?
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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