He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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