Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
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She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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