Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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