Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
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Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
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You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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