ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
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I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Green mimosas i think yes
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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