We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
wanna go halves on a baby?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
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Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i just made my gag reflex go away.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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