so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
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Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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