I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
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I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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